When 19 year old Leila Sweet is abandoned at the altar she vows to forever shun love and marriage. Ten years later, still a virgin at the age of 29, she decides she wants to have a baby - the conventional way - and places an ad for a father which specifies "no romantics or commitment seekers, please." While she receives responses from a professional clown and a shy gynecologist, her resolve to live without romance starts to crumble, and in her search for sex she rediscovers love.